Title: The Accidental Seduction (or, De Nile Ain’t Just a River in Egypt, and Arthur’s Drowning in It)
Canon: Merlin BBC
Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 9,221
Summary: Arthur’s a bit dim and a prank goes horribly awry, but in the end, this works out to the benefit of all involved.
Recommendation: Arthur is the most ridiculous ever. But after finally catching the clue!bus sexytimes are had by all, and by all I mean Merlin. I love how everybody warns Arthur to be good to Merlin, but it flies right over his head.