Title: Can’t Start a Fire Without a Spark
Pairing: John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 6,892
Summary: Speeding through space on a meteor is intensely fucking boring. It’s boring as all hell, and with everyone else left to their own devices, Karkat is really the only viable option for a prank. He’s being grouchy and closed off as per usual, but an Amazing Egbert Prank is decently high up on the list of “things that will make Karkat flip his shit.” Shaving cream is really explosive. And now you’re being chased.
Recommendation: Though I’m really not a fan of second person point of view, this is a hot, hot thing. All those predator instincts getting Karkat all hot and bothered but he’s still totally waiting for the green light from John, hot and cute.