Rec: Secrets by wanderingsmith

Expendables- Rossmas BannerTitle: Secrets
Author: wanderingsmith
Canon: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 1,979
Summary: “*You’re* the one that went and got married, Lee.”

Recommendation: We need to talk about the rampant machismo in these movies, mostly because they missed the mark on manly hetero and plowed straight on to totally freaking gay. Especially these two in the third movie with Lee really doing an excellent impression of a jealous and insecure girlfriend. Lets just put it this way, he seemed less upset about his girlfriend bailing then Barney kicking him off the team. Lee has his priorities. Barney doesn’t get out of this either Lee is obviously his favorite, everyone seems to catch on to that pretty quick.

 

Recommendation #542

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