Rec: Blow Me by wanderingsmith

Expendables- Rossmas BannerTitle: Blow Me
Author: wanderingsmith
Canon: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 3,747
Summary: Barney was staring at him steadily, and he distantly wondered if he had the whole time. Stared at him the way Lee’d seen him stare at Gunner a few bad times. Like he heard ticking but couldn’t convince himself it was a bomb that’d blow up in his face.

Recommendation: So, excellent at knives and guns and killing people but really not excellent at things like, you know, feelings or, God forbid, communication. Thankfully they pull it together. And Tool’s cameo at the end, just perfect.

 

Recommendation #543
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Rec: Secrets by wanderingsmith

Expendables- Rossmas BannerTitle: Secrets
Author: wanderingsmith
Canon: The Expendables
Pairing: Barney Ross/Lee Christmas
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 1,979
Summary: “*You’re* the one that went and got married, Lee.”

Recommendation: We need to talk about the rampant machismo in these movies, mostly because they missed the mark on manly hetero and plowed straight on to totally freaking gay. Especially these two in the third movie with Lee really doing an excellent impression of a jealous and insecure girlfriend. Lets just put it this way, he seemed less upset about his girlfriend bailing then Barney kicking him off the team. Lee has his priorities. Barney doesn’t get out of this either Lee is obviously his favorite, everyone seems to catch on to that pretty quick.

 

Recommendation #542

Rec: Excerpts from the Gospel of Harvey Specter, edited by Michael “Forever Awesome” Ross, 2011, 1st Ed. by RC_McLachlan

Suits- Marvey BannerTitle: Excerpts from the Gospel of Harvey Specter, edited by Michael “Forever Awesome” Ross, 2011, 1st Ed.
Author: RC_McLachlan
Canon: Suits
Pairing: Mike Ross/Harvey Specter
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 7,388
Summary: Mike can totally read people. Well, most people. Some people. Or maybe just Harvey, who’s pretty much an open book.Read More »