Rec: Every Club’s Got a Secret Handshake by ChuckleVoodoos

Kingsman- Hartwin BannerTitle: Every Club’s Got a Secret Handshake
Author: ChuckleVoodoos
Canon: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Harry Hart/Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin
Rating: Not Rated [PG]
Word Count: 4,489
Summary: A Kingsman needs steady hands, he tells Eggsy. I’ll resign quietly, he tells Merlin. Eggsy will make an admirable Galahad, he tells them both. Or: In which Harry Read More »

Rec: Into the Wails of Your Windfight by fideliant

Kingsman- Hartwin BannerTitle: Into the Wails of Your Windfight
Author: fideliant
Canon: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Harry Hart/Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 8,674
Summary: It takes a mission gone wrong for Eggsy to find out that even in real life, the dead don’t always stay dead. Sometimes the movies get that part right, it would seem.

Recommendation: Oh man, usually when Harry doesn’t die, he returns to the Kingsman, but in this one Harry survives but doesn’t come back or say anything to Eggsy. That gets me right in the feels.

 

Recommendation #762

Rec: Progression of Things by j_gabrielle

Kingsman- Hartwin BannerTitle: Progression of Things
Author: j_gabrielle
Canon: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Harry Hart/Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin
Rating: General [G]
Word Count: 3,190
Summary: People seem to get the wrong idea about Harry and Eggsy, but you won’t find much protest from Harry in that corner either.

Recommendation: Nothing but fluff and ridiculousness. So cliche and so good.

 

Recommendation #761

Rec: I Blinked (And There You Were) by Della19

Kingsman- Hartwin BannerTitle: I Blinked (And There You Were)
Author: Della19
Canon: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Harry Hart/Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 19,893
Summary: The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you. Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years – three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now – in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young. Shite, even Harry’d only be… Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive. Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad. Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.

Recommendation: So I loved this, I did, but I have to admit that the early causal relationship between Eggsy and Lancelot did bother me (mostly because ‘casual’ bothers me in general, I’m demisexual and an introvert so that’s just how I am, but if you are like me push through because it gets good later.) The role reversal of Eggsy being the older, more experienced one was a bit of a treat though. The cameo by the Doctor was marvelous, and the author so obligingly provided pictures of a young Colin Firth (so cute). And you are going to want to find out what happens to Gazelle. And Lee. And little Eggsy.

 

Recommendation #758

Rec: That Ain’t Working, That’s the Way You Do It by dapperyklutz

Kingsman- Hartwin BannerTitle: That Ain’t Working, That’s the Way You Do It
Author: dapperyklutz
Canon: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Pairing: Harry Hart/Gary ‘Eggsy’ Unwin
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 22,732
Summary: Prompt from getinthefuckingjaeger: “Eggsy mother hens Harry, not the the other way around. Harry gets into trouble to see how much many ulcers Eggsy can develop in one mission and Merlin just goes “now you know how I feel” and Eggsy is just HARRY NO HARRY STOP FUCKS SAKE HARRY WHERE IS YOUR CHILL.“

Recommendation: It amuses me so the role reversal of the older, experienced agent being the reckless one with the younger just facepalming and running in to clean up the mess. I feel that I should tell you, no matter what happens, I am committed fully to the happy ending. Just keep that in mind.

 

Recommendation #757