Title: Still Two Fools
Canon: Smallville | DC Universe
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 25,463
Summary: Clark and Mercy team up to save Lex from his real arch-nemesis: marriage.
Recommendation: This is the crackiest crack ever. First we’ve got Clark and Mercy teaming up. Then we’ve got alien larvae that can’t be laid out of wedlock. And finally Lex is marrying a blonde. Seriously, not right. We also have Clark being oblivious, Lex making bad marital decisions and Mercy kicking ass, but all of those things are standard operating procedure.