Title: Gadget, Trinket, Doodad, Device
Canon: James Bond 007
Pairing: James Bond/Q
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 1,938
Summary: If Bond wants a shoehorn that can also pick locks, it’s Q’s job to give it to him. (Well, actually it’s not, but for some reason, he keeps getting talked into it anyway. Also, he’s been making a genuinely excessive number of things that explode.)
Recommendation: I think ridiculousness was inevitable.