Title: Love’s a Battlefield (And the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)
Canon: Hawaii Five-0
Pairing: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 12,668
Summary: The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny. It doesn’t quite go according to plan.
Recommendation: I didn’t think that Steve and Danny could meet in a more ridiculous way than the one in the show, but boy was I wrong. All joking aside though this was awesome. Kono’s mom is seriously scary. Steve is bad at life, Danny is bad at saying no to Steve and Kono and Chin are more wonderful than Steve deserves.