Pairing: Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 3,531
Summary: From this prompt on spn_blindfold: Sam/Dean dirty talk: Bottom!Sam describes their sex life to the Feds. Sometime around season 2 or 3, Sam’s in an interrogation room with some cop/FBI agent who’s trying to convince him to provide evidence against Dean. They ask why Sam’s staying with someone who’s brought him nothing but trouble, and the cops listen on in horror as Sam calmly replies with a fifteen-minute dissertation on how he’s a total slut for Dean’s cock. Maybe he’s fed up and being sarcastic, maybe he’s under a truth spell, maybe he knows he’s going to be rescued in an hour and just doesn’t give a shit anymore. Maybe it’s all true, or maybe Sam’s making it up but secretly wishes it were true. Bonus points if Dean somehow hears or sees the interview tape and gets crazy turned-on. No major embarrassment squick, please – Sam really doesn’t care what the cops think of him. He can be ashamed if *Dean* finds out, as long as Dean enthusiastically sets him straight.
Recommendation: I have no excuses for this except I really like dirty talk.