Title: Scenes from an Accidental Courtship
Canon: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 6,288
Summary: Years later, when about a dozen regulations had been changed and the combined nagging of their friends proved too much, John would make a speech at their wedding – which they were absolutely not calling a wedding – in which he said it made perfect sense that their first kiss had been an accident.
Recommendation: You can’t help but be sympathetic for John but even if Rodney is slow on the uptake he does get there eventually. Then proceed directly to the hot sequel. John’s got issues, but Rodney sets it right.