Title: Nash Equilibria Are for Losers
Canon: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John Sheppard/Rodney McKay
Rating: Mature [R]
Word Count: 1,558
Summary: This was Rodney’s life now – reduced to the cable repair guy, surrounded by people who unironically fist-bumped, and doomed to die alone and get eaten by cats.
Recommendation: I agree entirely with Ronon.