Title: If This Was a Cowboy Movie (I’d Give You My Boots)
Canon: Night at the Museum
Pairing: Jedediah Smith/Gaius Octavius
Rating: General [G]
Word Count: 10,161
Summary: “There are secret articles in our treaties with the gods, of more importance than all the rest, which the historian can never know.” — Henry David Thoreau – This hour I tell things in confidence,
I might not tell everybody, but I will tell you. — Walt Whitman, “Song of Myself”
Recommendation: It is so super cute how these two basically tell each other the story of how they met to distract themselves from possible imminent death when they’re trekking back to the museum.