Title: Everything Dies, Baby, That’s a Fact
Canon: Deadpool (Filmverse)
Pairing: Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson
Rating: Explicit [NC-17]
Word Count: 17,746
Summary: An operative from the future tells Wade that he has two options: kill himself before he has a chance to live 2000 years and become Cable’s accomplice in dictatorship, or kill Cable. So now, Wade has thirty days to figure out a way to die. Unfortunately, most of his ideas involve convincing Cable to kill him. Fortunately, most of Cable’s ideas for stopping him involve sex.
Recommendation: Holy crap, Wade has got ISSUES (but we knew that). Do read the tags and notes on this one it’s not going to be for everyone. That said, I did enjoy that you really got to feel the chaoticness of Wade’s internal landscape all the while seeing how tightly he clings to the important things. I like that Vanessa is not friged out of this one, but the one you really feel for is Nate. He has to put up with so much. But his perseverance is rewarded in the end.