Title: The Marriage Project
Canon: DC Universe | Smallville
Pairing: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor; Tim Drake/Conner Kent
Rating: Teen [PG]
Word Count: 5,825
Summary: Conner wants a mother. Or a father. Or whatever. He just wants Clark to marry again. Well, it would be again, but Clark was never married in the first place so Clark just has to get married period! Shenanigans occur as Conner tries to make this happen and Clark resists… until Lex steps in to save Clark.
Recommendation: Oh man, this is the crackiest crack that there is, but DC is totally to blame because their canon is pretty crack-tacular as it is. The last little scene was just the sweetest.